Story time!

This is a story about one of my early childhood escapades. I will be posting more like it!

So, a long time ago (about 9 years ago) In a galaxy far far away (my old house) me and my brother were bored.
 And as I've said before. Quote: "when I'm bored, something bad happens 97.3 % of the time".
So, I decided me and my brother were going to learn how to drive! So I grabbed the keys off the
counter and headed for the car. I guess it wasn't exactly 'legal' being I was only 4 at the time. But I was
bored! So my brother and I hopped into the car. With me behind the wheel! (uh oh...) "I've seen mom
and dad drive before, so how hard can it be?" I thought to myself. So i jammed the keys into the
ignition and put the car into reverse. We were moving! Right out of the driveway and into the street!
And it just so happened that there was a car parked on the other side of the street, directly in my path of destruction... I franticly tried to stop the car, but my efforts were useless. Let's just say that the niegbors weren't to happy about the ginormous dent in the side of their car. Luckily, a man drove by and got out of his car to take out the keys. And that's when my dad came outside. My rear was red and soar for the next few... years, but luckily, I learned a good lesson! And that was.. um, hmm. Let me get back to you on that.And in the whole process my brother was silent. ( He didn't talk much as a kid) :D



Next story: Never use a knife at the age of 3. It will end in the color of these words....